10:34 p.m. - 2009-06-11
Best dinner date!
I had thee best dinner date tonight. It was with a small girl named Biba. We went to one of the "showplace" restaurants as opposed to our usual neighbourhood place. We had some chatty table-nabes there. The dude was dining with a former colleague. She---was hysterical! This is what I know about her. Where she lives, the fine details of her DUI/DWI, how much she had imbibed (is it drank or drunk? Drinken? so "imbibed" it shall be!) her blood alcohol numbers, where she works (both places) who is fighting with whom at each place, who hates her at her work, who steals from one of the places, where she drinks, the names of a few boyfriends, that she had a psycho boyfriend named Sean who blabbed all about her to everyone when she refused his marriage offer, (which came after two weeks of dating), that she's looking for a boyfriend, that she's open to being fixed up, that she will go to counseling with any fiance to make sure that she won't repeat her parents' mistakes, how her two brothers wouldn't get her out of jail but her mother did and didn't even lecture her, because her mother knew that she was beating herself up over it, what make of car she has, where it got impounded, how much her ticket will cost, (the full range of it, max to minimum), that she is picky about chardonnay but has no objection to cheap wine (this wine being USD30) how the business practices of one of her employers are stupid and pathetic, how much business they did in May and June so far, and that she eats filet mignon every weekend, enough to get sick of it. Oh, and something or other about salmon.

Still with me? Then here is the payoff. Are you ready? She emphatically denounced Sean for taking about her "to everyone in town" because she is a very private person and she doesn't like everyone knowing about her life. This was said very emphatically.

Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh...why not just get a PA system?

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